GENDER OF NON LIVING THINGS

GENDER OF NON LIVING THINGS

You may not know this but many non living things have a
gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but
can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-
inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable
and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over
the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male ,
didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know
the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!